Spitfire and the Quest for the Food and Poofy Pants:
    It was the morning of a day in July with our beloved dragon waking up in his own bathtub after a long "Smash Bros. Melee" tournament where everyone who lost had to take a shot. Of course our hero is not really competitve and practically drank an entire bottle during the whole competition. Whats worse, during his intoxication, he ruined his diaper, and there was only one left. "Well at least I did'nt get a hangover," he said to himself.
      After getting a fresh new pair of poofy pants, he recieved even worse news. Apparently, the winner of the tournament decided to raid this innocent dragons kitchen as a reward. "Well," he sighed, "I had to go to town anyway."
     After flying to his favorite store in the world "Every Thing Mart," he knew that he had to goals he needed to achieve: get food and a get a package of the poofy pants he desires. All went well with the food segment, with getting everything that was stolen from him. There was only one problem: there was only one package of adult poofy pants and some hot fox also had her eyes on it. "So you have chosen death," he said under his breath as he realized that he would have to sacrifice his own poofy pants to get more. The longer his number 1 experinced lasted, the fox got closer, also wearing the same brand of poofs. As soon as our dragon was done, he ripped his diaper and threw it at her, while also running to the package. "Why would you do that you freak?," she yelled as he flew past her and grabbed the box. As he left after purchasing his items, he smirked at her and said "Everything is fair when poofs are involved."
The End